We haven’t got enough cash for a three-legged donkey at the moment. “Fraid it’s true, Jake. “And he never answers invitations; just rolls up with his current girlfriend and leaves after half an hour if he’s bored. Janey was fun and tough.
“They really are ghastly conditions. That lot you met next door have battled their way to the top against the fiercest competition. Despite her protestation that all men were beasts, Hilary herself was an animal in bed -insatiable, almost a nymphomaniac. He couldn’t know the way; he’d never been that far from home.
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